Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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