Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
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