worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
You're a disaster
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