Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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