Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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