Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
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