Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
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The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
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We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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