would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
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it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
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Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
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