Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
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Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
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Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
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