do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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