Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
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He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
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I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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