Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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