He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
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You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
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Next Halloween, remind me to find a different wingman. Walking out in your pirate costume talking like Captain Ahab while i was banging her and telling me I had to harpoon the white whale really pissed her off.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
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