If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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