we have officially lost it.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
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