soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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