Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
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