D3 body, D1 cock
My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
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the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
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Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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