if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
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i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
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I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
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