Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
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Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
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just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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