he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
Randomize
