He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
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Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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