I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
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