The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
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