so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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