Don't you send me to vm
i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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