just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
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Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
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He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
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