it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
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You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
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I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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