The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Randomize
