i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
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You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
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True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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