Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
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sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
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Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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