I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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