Dual....:-)
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
you inspire me to be a worse person
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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