he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
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I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
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Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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