And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
I need moral support for this bender
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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