We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
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was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
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Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
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