So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
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You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
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"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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