Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
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I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
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Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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