So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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