No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
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So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
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Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
You're breaking my sexual little heart
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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