my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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