That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Randomize
