somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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