shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
i came on her dog
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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