can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
do nipples grow back?
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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