I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
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Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
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he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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