I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
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that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
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the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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