yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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