How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
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Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
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I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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