i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
Randomize
