M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
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We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
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This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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