One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
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