Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
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Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
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This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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