Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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